Transman has set up a little home gym in his living room. When he puts the equipment to use, he feels like he must look exactly like this:
But, really, this is probably closer to the truth:
P.S. Dear Mr. Nicholson, please don’t hunt me down and kill me. You are far scarier and more badass than The Wolverine any day of the week.
* In reference to James Thurber not Stevie Wonder (by way of Peter Tompkins and Christopher Bird). If you don’t get any of those references, you need to get to Googlin’ or better yet, make friends with a librarian who can help you find out all kinds of crap and who will actually smile at you and probably not share your weird searches with the government.