“Okay, so I was a little hasty in predicting the ‘Death of the Author’,” Roland Barthes said, “but I insist that your readers give your work meaning, Transman.”
“What’s that? Transman has picked up some more followers, you say? That’s all well and good, but he still writes in short choppy sentences that, frankly, bother the hell out of me; his use of the third person is grating upon my very soul,” William Faulkner said, taking a little break from reading.
“Six hundred people read this? Are you kidding me?!” Marlon Brando expressed shock.
“What is this world coming to?” Robert Redford said with a sigh as his cat tried to comfort him.
“I’ve read a couple posts. It’s not that bad,” Charlie Chaplin said, coming to Transman’s defense.
“I love each and every one of you!” Transman said to his followers.
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:46 pm
Congrats! A worthy blog indeed!
March 3rd, 2013 at 3:27 pm
Thanks, Eli!
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:58 pm
And much love back at you. Your writing is always a pleasure to read.
March 3rd, 2013 at 3:27 pm
The blog would hug you if it had arms.
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:59 pm
Congratulations!!! You deserve many more, too!
March 3rd, 2013 at 3:29 pm
I’ve been cooking way more than usual today thanks to your blogging influence.
March 3rd, 2013 at 1:46 pm
I love this! Congrats on 600!
March 3rd, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Thank you!
March 3rd, 2013 at 3:14 pm
Wonderful. Congratulations!
March 3rd, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Thanks!
March 3rd, 2013 at 4:26 pm
“Transman is the coolest gig out there,” Michel Foucault insisted. “He’s got discipline, but he’s broken out of the panopticon and can see himself!!!”
March 3rd, 2013 at 10:51 pm
Michel, glad you could drop by.
March 3rd, 2013 at 6:06 pm
Yay!
March 3rd, 2013 at 6:06 pm
I think I might have been in the early teens which should be worth some kind of free cat toy of something.
March 3rd, 2013 at 10:50 pm
How about unconditional love?
March 4th, 2013 at 11:55 am
I applaud you on the Barthes reference. That crazy old coot nearly friend my brain as an undergrad.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:30 pm
I’m glad our educations haven’t gone to waste.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:20 pm
Long may he scribble. x
March 4th, 2013 at 5:31 pm
And surf the net for photos to use in place of actual writing.
March 4th, 2013 at 8:49 pm
Gotta say it…
“You Da Man!”
Congrats!