“How many pancakes would you like Ruffy?” Cary Grant as Transman.
“I subscribe to several papers so I can keep up on all the entertainment and weird news. Sometimes, they’re even in the same story!”
“Poet shirts really don’t suit me, but damn, this Italian cafe life is wonderful!”
“What do you mean you wouldn’t give me the time of day?! I didn’t even ask about the time.”
“What chores? I’m busy perfecting my ‘Man of leisure’ look.”
“I get so tired of checking the headlines several times a day and getting ink all over my hands. Someone should invent a way to check the news on a phone or something.”
“Wait, wait … there’s a little story here about someone spotting Bigfoot.”
“We’re all so handsome people will spread rumors about us hanging out together … actually, that might be kind of funny. Let’s send this picture out as a Christmas card from all of us.”
“Calm down; I’ve got you. I swear you can trust me.”
“I’m entirely left-footed. I’m sort of a marvel, actually.”
“Just a nice cuppa before bed.”
“Boy, Ruffy, that was an exciting day! Let me just read one more page before we hit the hay.