This week, my parents made us go see Xanadu. What a crappy movie!
Oh, I also made a time machine and went into the future to 2013 and wrote this really eloquent piece about my childhood and the way memories overlap with the present and how all of that combines with my desire for my son to have a great life.
“Dear Le Clown:
School sucks. I can’t wait to never have to go again.
Yesterday, I tried to jump a ramp with my bike and I crashed and everyone laughed at me.
You really built a time machine? Are there flying cars in 2013?
P.S. Am I a famous rock star when I grow up?
P.P.S. Do I have a cool car? Does it fly?”