“Well, Mr. Cooper, I never did think of basting chicken in whiskey and blotter acid. My secret recipe is actually rather traditional–mostly things like oregano and onion powder.”
“Yeah, chicks always go for the singers. Story of my life.”
“I’ll be playing this guy in a spin-off of Prison Break set in the Hundred Acre Wood.”
“Well, Bob, looks like you’re the only one who didn’t get the memo about wearing a shirt with a collar.”
“Dustin, you have no idea how uncomfortable I am with displaying affection and emotions.” “Yes, Bobby, I actually do know. Now, c’mere, you big lug.”
October 9th, 2012 at 7:35 pm
You just made me laugh so hard it actually hurts!! Please, please have more of these conversations! I love your writing, why are you not published??? I would even go to your book signing and say I knew you before you were famous!
October 9th, 2012 at 7:43 pm
Omg. So would I. Ok it would be more like the gay fish South Park episode where cartman kept taking credit for the joke, but yeah.
October 9th, 2012 at 9:19 pm
“Do you like fish sticks?”
October 9th, 2012 at 9:19 pm
I’ll just come to your house and read and rifle through your record collection, Allison.
October 9th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Oh, that would be such fun! I would make scones and cakes and you and Allan could talk about musicians I have never heard of!
October 9th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Even worse, we’d make you listen to them.
October 9th, 2012 at 10:55 pm
I would love it!! Hey, I like Charlie Parker now!
October 9th, 2012 at 7:39 pm
Awesome.
October 9th, 2012 at 9:20 pm
All those years of reading Mad magazine finally paid off.
October 9th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
I used to love Mad magazine.
October 9th, 2012 at 7:52 pm
You are so freaking creative!! How do you think of these things? You’re awesome, I’m so glad I found you!!
By the way, been meaning to ask you…have you watched the special “Transgeneration?” I screen it to my students every semester and it really has a profound effect on them…
October 9th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Creative… demented … it’s all the same.
I haven’t seen “Transgeneration”; I’ll have to find it.
October 9th, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Haha no, definitely creative! And Transgeneration is AMAZING. You can watch it on netflix, though I just went ahead and bought it on amazon.
October 9th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
Cool. Thanks for the tip.
October 13th, 2012 at 8:33 pm
I was less then impressed with “Transgeneration”. Granted the FtMs were protrayed as alot more well balanced then the MtFs were, both of whom were painted as either immature and/or slightly crazy. The FtMs just came off as a little too eager, for the average non-trans, to be chopping their boobs off.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:54 am
You delightful weirdo.
October 10th, 2012 at 6:22 pm
C’mere you big lug.
October 12th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Ha! Priceless pictures.
October 12th, 2012 at 6:14 pm
I love the internet for preserving all these moments forever.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:41 pm
It is good for something now and again.