Conversations I Wish I’d been in on

“Well, Mr. Cooper, I never did think of basting chicken in whiskey and blotter acid. My secret recipe is actually rather traditional–mostly things like oregano and onion powder.”

“Yeah, chicks always go for the singers. Story of my life.”

“I’ll be playing this guy in a spin-off of Prison Break set in the Hundred Acre Wood.”

“Well, Bob, looks like you’re the only one who didn’t get the memo about wearing a shirt with a collar.”

“Dustin, you have no idea how uncomfortable I am with displaying affection and emotions.” “Yes, Bobby, I actually do know. Now, c’mere, you big lug.”

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