A Guest Post by Son 2: The Ballad of Dr. Owl

The Amazing Dr. Owl does a morning stretch. “Why am I standing on a log?” he asks. “Joints, joints, must take care of the joints.”

Son 2 broke out a guitar last night and wrote a song about Dr. Owl. Because we’re under the illusion of preserving everyone’s anonymity, Transman won’t be posting a video of him singing the tune, but Son 2 wanted the world to be in on his songwriting debut.

This is the day when I go in the pond and run around.

Dr. Owl doesn’t need his towel.

Dr. Owl doesn’t need his towel.

He gets to take showers.

Even though he’s a grown-up,

he needs his wife to sing him a lullaby.

Dr. Owl, Dr. Owl, he’s so crazy

that I can’t even understand him

because he talks like this: Blah, blah, blah.

It doesn’t matter because

Dr. Owl doesn’t need a towel

When he takes a shower.

He hates work and he hits himself with a poncho

which I think is cool.

Oh, Dr. Owl doesn’t need a towel

When he takes a shower.

The song must be sung loudly and screechily and out of tune. Think of Alfalfa in “the Little Rascals” as he serenades Darla.

“I will keep you safe from your admiring fans.” Transman and Son 2 as burrowing owls. Photo by Mike Mackintosh

Son 2 readies for his public singing debut.

Transman laughs his fool head off during the concert.

“I am Dr. Owl, and despite what the song says, I would like a towel.”

“I will kill everyone as soon as this is over.” Dr. Owl is humiliated with a public shower.

Son 2 types up the lyrics of his song. I swear that is not owl porn on his monitor, either. It’s a wrestling show.

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