Just like Spam, this blog has international appeal. image
“Outstanding post, I conceive individuals ought to larn a great deal from this web website its truly user genial.”
“This will scare the pee out of Transman one day!” Yul Brynner on the set. Image
Transman is guessing the bot responsible for this delightfully composed piece of spam is a cowboy bot who is trying to make its way up in the world. Sure, Gunslinger Bot uses “larn,” but he also goes for big words like “conceive,” “individuals,” and the poorly punctuated phrase, “truly user genial.”
Transman “larns” new things from the bots who visit his blog all the time. He is curious about the “web websites” the bot mentions. Perhaps there are non-web websites that Transman has yet to see; the world of the non-interwebs is waiting for us! Maybe they are called outerwebs. Anyway, here’s to your health, gentle reader! Enjoy the Spam!
“I’m happy my work is truly user genial, because I would hate for it to be user genitals.” Johnny Depp as Transman.
July 15th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Coincidentally, I wrote about SPAM this weekend, too. Only my SPAM is not irritating and strange, it’s pink and gelatinous.
July 15th, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Spam of all sorts, is, in the words of the Monty Python troupe, “lovely” and “wonderful.”
July 15th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
A sweet little spambot just submitted this comment: “definitly among the better says Pondered in the continue couple of months.”
July 15th, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Sometimes I wish I had a time machine, but then when I read the obvious time-space confusion this causes bots (based on the evidence in the phrase “in the continue couple of months”), I guess I should be thankful to live in times where such machines are just the fodder of Sci-Fi books and movies.
July 15th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
You even get cool spam!! You definitely rock!
July 17th, 2012 at 7:20 am
Bwhaa-haa-haa! BTW, I’m really glad this post went in a different direction than I initially expected. Imagining Son 2 eating SPAM and then growing a prehensile tail out of his forehead was freaking me out a little.
July 17th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Oh, if only that would happen.
July 17th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Oh, I dunno…Johnny Depp’s user genitals don’t sound half bad to me…
July 17th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Just remember: no glove, no love.
July 17th, 2012 at 7:05 pm
No shit.
July 17th, 2012 at 4:33 pm
I aspire to be user genial.
July 17th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
Eat your spam and it will happen.
July 17th, 2012 at 7:26 pm
I had no idea it could be so appetizing. I vow to eat it from now on.
July 18th, 2012 at 12:41 pm
A comment is a comment, I say.
July 19th, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Oh, how I do love the flattering spam. Thanks for your take.