Ka-boom! Image.
Transman really has nothing to say, but he wanted a chance to make his lady-lovin’ readers happy on this day when Americans celebrate their independence with alcohol, explosives, and overeating. Be careful out there kids.
Wait, no, there is something … Transman and Son 2 competed in a watermelon-eating contest. Alas, they lost to a father-teenage son duo who cheated by not eating anything until the contest and making sure to talk loudly about the free ice cream so that Son 2 would go fill up on vanilla ice cream and sugar wafer cones beforehand. Those bastards!
“My day will come!” Jack Nicholson as Transman. Image.
And to round out your Fourth of July, here’s a super creepy video of the Beach Boys’ “Surfin’ USA.” Check out Mike Love shakin’ his groove thang with a beach bunny. Kind of makes you wish you had a time machine, don’t it?
July 4th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Transman,
Happy the Fourth to you, friend.
Le Clown
July 4th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Maybe I’ll set something on fire in your honor.
July 4th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Transman,
It hasn’t been done yet?
Le Clown
July 4th, 2012 at 1:49 pm
It is part of my daily ritual, but I’m talking about a real big bonfire … thinking something along the lines of Towering Inferno meets Wickerman.
July 4th, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Happy 4th to u dear friend, with love – transfan
July 4th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
S’mores are on us!
July 4th, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Happy 4th my friend. Always good to see you here.
July 4th, 2012 at 7:52 pm
I’m always glad to see you as well.
July 4th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Speaking of time machines . . . (see facebook)
Happy 4th!!
July 4th, 2012 at 7:51 pm
As long as I can avoid revisiting the mid-80s, I’ll be cool.
July 4th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Happy 4th of July! Watch out for the drunken firework-lighting goofballs. (Same warning here in Canada for May 24 and July 1 festivities.)
July 4th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
Canada has two occasions for getting likkered up and setting fires? Clearly, you are the superior nation.
July 5th, 2012 at 8:26 am
Liquor and fire – you gotta love the combo. May 24 Victoria Day (Queen Victoria’s b’day) – aka May Two-four (“two-four” is what we call a case of 24 beer) – and Canada Day (Canada’s b’day). Or if it’s a Tuesday.
July 5th, 2012 at 6:09 pm
I could learn to follow hockey. Canada, here I come!
July 4th, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Happy 4th of July to you and your family! I am sorry that you were cheated out of a well deserved win by the lure of ice cream. Maybe next year!
July 4th, 2012 at 7:38 pm
If only he was lactose intolerant.
July 5th, 2012 at 3:47 am
You can’t have everything!
July 5th, 2012 at 6:07 pm
You can try.
July 6th, 2012 at 2:03 am
And I am VERY trying at times apparently!
July 4th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Happy fourth Transman!!!
Sassie-Mae
July 4th, 2012 at 7:37 pm
Sassie-Mae, don’t go getting in trouble today, because I don’t have bail money for you.
July 5th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Yep, a time machine right back to the French Revolution. Happy one day late to you, trans. I was gonna go to SD yesterday but glad I didn’t…the sun didn’t shine all day on the beaches and the fireworks all went off early in one big bang. I was better off at home eating hotdogs and watching NCIS reruns. Next year, bring your own ice cream, laced with Milk of Magnesia, and sonny boy will be empty of that ice cream and everything else by the time the dog eating contest begins.
July 6th, 2012 at 11:37 pm
Are you sure Son 1 and Son 2 didn’t just play fireworks or eat watermelon on their PS3? It’s impossible to get a kid out of the house these days?
Happy 4th, my dear friend.