“I will autograph this baby if everyone follows ‘The Adventures of Transman.’ By the way, Transman, I get first dibs on the movie rights.” Johnny Depp as himself. Image.
July 1, 2012
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July 1st, 2012 at 10:57 am
Wait. Johnny has three hands, and one of them is a very old hand? I think I’m a little freaked out now.
July 1st, 2012 at 5:35 pm
There is just no pleasing you.
July 1st, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Hahaha! C’mon, though, THREE hands?!?!?!
July 1st, 2012 at 11:03 am
Okay…okay!!! Puppies AND babies……………..
July 1st, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Go ahead and crumble. Transman now has the supreme upper-hand.
July 1st, 2012 at 12:59 pm
puppies babies and…. Johnny Depp
brillant
July 1st, 2012 at 5:36 pm
I will sell you this amazing formula, Storm.
July 2nd, 2012 at 9:21 am
You… are an awesome brother man… how much
July 2nd, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Well, I’ll give you a special family discount. I also have some waterfront property in the Everglades and a corner of the Brooklyn Bridge for sale this week.
July 1st, 2012 at 1:33 pm
I think you have topped yourself!! First puppies, now babies and best of all he is smiling right at ME!
July 1st, 2012 at 5:37 pm
You can feel the warmth as he gazes out of the screen right at you and only you, Alison.
July 1st, 2012 at 5:59 pm
I KNOW!!
July 1st, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Looks more like Stacy Keach…Johnny, not the baby;-)…
July 1st, 2012 at 5:38 pm
I wonder what Stacy Keach looked like as a child. I bet he was a badass toddler.
July 1st, 2012 at 8:14 pm
I would follow Johnny Depp anywhere. Too bad for me his security detail knows my license plate number by heart.
July 2nd, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Speaking of that, Robert Downey Jr. left a message on my answering machine and said he’s sad that you’re paying more attention to Johnny than him.
July 2nd, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Please tell RDJ that I’m an equal opportunity star stalker and not to feel bad. =)
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:15 am
Reblogged this on Magistrate Gatekeepers.
July 2nd, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Thanks!
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:08 pm
I think Johnny Depp would be brilliant as you in the film adaptation. Especially since you’d invite me to the set to help out with authenticating our college years together. Who would play Dr. Dillon, though – that’s the important question!
July 2nd, 2012 at 5:50 pm
We could put Robin Williams on stilts and tell him to reprise his “Dead Poets Society” performance.
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Erm…no. But I recently watched the first episode of the new Dallas and Larry Hagman has the eyebrows for the part. I’m pretty sure they arrive in Texas a full week before he does.
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Maybe we need a Frankenstein’s monster version of Dr. Dillion made up of different actor’s features.
July 13th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Ingenious. Are you selling pics of Johnny to us to help in this endeavor?
July 13th, 2012 at 9:54 pm
I’m just here to give free advice. You will have to hunt down pictures on your own. There are a couple out there on the internet, from what I understand.