Just another middle-aged guy raising a family … except I gave birth to mine
“I will autograph this baby if everyone follows ‘The Adventures of Transman.’ By the way, Transman, I get first dibs on the movie rights.” Johnny Depp as himself. Image.
Wait. Johnny has three hands, and one of them is a very old hand? I think I’m a little freaked out now.
There is just no pleasing you.
Hahaha! C’mon, though, THREE hands?!?!?!
Okay…okay!!! Puppies AND babies……………..
Go ahead and crumble. Transman now has the supreme upper-hand.
puppies babies and…. Johnny Depp
I will sell you this amazing formula, Storm.
You… are an awesome brother man… how much
Well, I’ll give you a special family discount. I also have some waterfront property in the Everglades and a corner of the Brooklyn Bridge for sale this week.
I think you have topped yourself!! First puppies, now babies and best of all he is smiling right at ME!
You can feel the warmth as he gazes out of the screen right at you and only you, Alison.
Looks more like Stacy Keach…Johnny, not the baby;-)…
I wonder what Stacy Keach looked like as a child. I bet he was a badass toddler.
I would follow Johnny Depp anywhere. Too bad for me his security detail knows my license plate number by heart.
Speaking of that, Robert Downey Jr. left a message on my answering machine and said he’s sad that you’re paying more attention to Johnny than him.
Please tell RDJ that I’m an equal opportunity star stalker and not to feel bad. =)
Reblogged this on Magistrate Gatekeepers.
I think Johnny Depp would be brilliant as you in the film adaptation. Especially since you’d invite me to the set to help out with authenticating our college years together. Who would play Dr. Dillon, though – that’s the important question!
We could put Robin Williams on stilts and tell him to reprise his “Dead Poets Society” performance.
Erm…no. But I recently watched the first episode of the new Dallas and Larry Hagman has the eyebrows for the part. I’m pretty sure they arrive in Texas a full week before he does.
Maybe we need a Frankenstein’s monster version of Dr. Dillion made up of different actor’s features.
Ingenious. Are you selling pics of Johnny to us to help in this endeavor?
I’m just here to give free advice. You will have to hunt down pictures on your own. There are a couple out there on the internet, from what I understand.
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