Just another middle-aged guy raising a family … except I gave birth to mine
“I’m the only reason anyone reads your blog, Transman. Here. Let’s up the cute factor to 11 and add puppies.” Johnny Depp as himself. Image.
But this is not the ONLY reason I read your blog. Though Johnnie and puppies are a good mix.
I read it because it is brilliant – the Johnnie pictures are just icing on the cake!!
You sound like Allan!! I LIKE Johnny but I LOVE Allan and your writing is amazing – heck I even liked the ones with no Johnnie!!
Let me guess … Allan’s next word would be, “Okaaaaay.”
You are such a bloke… as is Allan.
Well!! I guess my cover is blown…..
How did you know?
My stats show specifically when people click on posts containing images of Johnny Depp and you’re always on that list.
…the puppy…it’s always been about the puppy!!..even when there wasn’t one….
Aww, that is so cute, my eyes were nearly sick! – loved this post.
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Especially if you used more recent pictures of Johnny….
He stopped holding puppies in favor of holding cigarettes, wine glasses, or the hand of a supermodel when he was about 19, but I’ll do my best to find something more recent for you, because I want you to always be happy when you come by the blog, Meizac.
As long as you’ve got your priorities straight.
You know you’re old and really ARE reading just because it’s transman’s post when you look at a picture of cute Johnny and cute puppy and only wonder why he’s wearing two watches…
And that can be your next blog entry …
Seems you know exactly how to please a certain percentage of your readership!!
You know, now I’m obligated to post pictures of Christina Hendricks, Angelina Jolie, Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johansson, etc., for the other half of my readership.
But they don’t look like you! Johnnie and Sean Connery have context. You don’t want gratuitous celeb shots for nothing!!!
Wait’ll Transman gets himself a girlfriend.
THEN you can justify the girlies!
Audience awareness can be downright humbling.
True my friend.
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Hey there are a couple of us that pimp Johnny. lol
William Powell is the bomb (and I’m sure he would have loved hearing himself described that way). He was one of the classiest guys to grace the screen.
I agree. I recorded all the “Thin Man” series on my dvr.
Thank you for coming by, and following and liking and and….:)
Erm…no! I’ve finally seen a photo of Johnny that I loathe. What’s up with the striped turtleneck and the slightly-stupid Scissorhands smirk? Did you pull this out of Tiger Beat or something. Don’t ever, ever, ever look like this. Do you understand? No decent woman worth loving will ever overlook a man wearing that horrible turtleneck, puppy or not.
I can’t stand the feeling of anything touching my throat, so we’re okay on the turtleneck thing. Tragic hair, however, is something I can’t seem to avoid.
You’ve got great hair. Boys aren’t allowed to whine about their hair. That’s a girl thing. Unless you’re planning on being totally metrosexual, but what would be the point? Johnny doesn’t whine about his hair; he smirks at it and it falls into place out of fear and respect.
I’m not whining. I’m just confiding some of my most vulnerable moments to my 312 closest friends.
Ahem. Congrats on the 311 that aren’t me.
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