“I’m the only reason anyone reads your blog, Transman. Here. Let’s up the cute factor to 11 and add puppies.” Johnny Depp as himself. Image.
July 1, 2012
The Secret to Gaining a Following …
“I’m the only reason anyone reads your blog, Transman. Here. Let’s up the cute factor to 11 and add puppies.” Johnny Depp as himself. Image.
July 1st, 2012 at 9:47 am
LOL!!
But this is not the ONLY reason I read your blog. Though Johnnie and puppies are a good mix.
I read it because it is brilliant – the Johnnie pictures are just icing on the cake!!
July 1st, 2012 at 9:50 am
Um-hmmm.
July 1st, 2012 at 9:53 am
You sound like Allan!! I LIKE Johnny but I LOVE Allan and your writing is amazing – heck I even liked the ones with no Johnnie!!
July 1st, 2012 at 9:56 am
Let me guess … Allan’s next word would be, “Okaaaaay.”
July 1st, 2012 at 10:00 am
You are such a bloke… as is Allan.
July 1st, 2012 at 9:49 am
Well!! I guess my cover is blown…..
How did you know?
July 1st, 2012 at 10:07 am
My stats show specifically when people click on posts containing images of Johnny Depp and you’re always on that list.
July 1st, 2012 at 10:11 am
…the puppy…it’s always been about the puppy!!..even when there wasn’t one….
July 1st, 2012 at 9:50 am
Aww, that is so cute, my eyes were nearly sick! – loved this post.
July 1st, 2012 at 9:51 am
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July 1st, 2012 at 9:58 am
Especially if you used more recent pictures of Johnny….
July 1st, 2012 at 10:03 am
He stopped holding puppies in favor of holding cigarettes, wine glasses, or the hand of a supermodel when he was about 19, but I’ll do my best to find something more recent for you, because I want you to always be happy when you come by the blog, Meizac.
July 1st, 2012 at 10:55 am
As long as you’ve got your priorities straight.
July 1st, 2012 at 3:07 pm
You know you’re old and really ARE reading just because it’s transman’s post when you look at a picture of cute Johnny and cute puppy and only wonder why he’s wearing two watches…
July 1st, 2012 at 5:31 pm
And that can be your next blog entry …
July 1st, 2012 at 10:06 pm
Damu!
July 1st, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Seems you know exactly how to please a certain percentage of your readership!!
July 1st, 2012 at 5:33 pm
You know, now I’m obligated to post pictures of Christina Hendricks, Angelina Jolie, Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johansson, etc., for the other half of my readership.
July 1st, 2012 at 5:59 pm
But they don’t look like you! Johnnie and Sean Connery have context. You don’t want gratuitous celeb shots for nothing!!!
July 1st, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Wait’ll Transman gets himself a girlfriend.
July 1st, 2012 at 6:02 pm
THEN you can justify the girlies!
July 1st, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Too true!
July 1st, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Audience awareness can be downright humbling.
July 1st, 2012 at 6:01 pm
True my friend.
July 1st, 2012 at 11:24 pm
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July 1st, 2012 at 11:53 pm
Hey there are a couple of us that pimp Johnny. lol
http://peaceandpeanutbutterdotcom.wordpress.com/2012/06/16/ode-to-the-thin-man/
July 2nd, 2012 at 12:42 am
William Powell is the bomb (and I’m sure he would have loved hearing himself described that way). He was one of the classiest guys to grace the screen.
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:03 am
I agree. I recorded all the “Thin Man” series on my dvr.
Thank you for coming by, and following and liking and and….:)
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Erm…no! I’ve finally seen a photo of Johnny that I loathe. What’s up with the striped turtleneck and the slightly-stupid Scissorhands smirk? Did you pull this out of Tiger Beat or something. Don’t ever, ever, ever look like this. Do you understand? No decent woman worth loving will ever overlook a man wearing that horrible turtleneck, puppy or not.
July 2nd, 2012 at 6:04 pm
I can’t stand the feeling of anything touching my throat, so we’re okay on the turtleneck thing. Tragic hair, however, is something I can’t seem to avoid.
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:16 pm
You’ve got great hair. Boys aren’t allowed to whine about their hair. That’s a girl thing. Unless you’re planning on being totally metrosexual, but what would be the point? Johnny doesn’t whine about his hair; he smirks at it and it falls into place out of fear and respect.
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:38 pm
I’m not whining. I’m just confiding some of my most vulnerable moments to my 312 closest friends.
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Ahem.
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Ahem. Congrats on the 311 that aren’t me.