The spam in my inbox is ‘crazy tasty’! image
The spambots were working overtime this week. One morning, there were 57 messages in the spam box. Transman usually just deletes everything flagged as spam, but he was curious about the sheer amount of messages, so he looked through them.
“The compiled love letters of Botgirl are the cat’s pmajaas!” Johnny Depp as Transman. Image
Apparently, several spambots were looking for gardening advice a couple of weeks ago because there were a dozen messages from other bots giving advice for growing vegetables in various zones across North America. The most important thing Transman gleaned from their advice was to beware of “Frst.”
One poor botgirl’s relationship had fizzled and she had written to the interwebs for advice. “Recently, my boyfreind broke up with me and I don’t know waht to to. He says he needs space, but I love him. What do I do?” Transman felt bad for Botgirl because her message was so earnest and he had no words of advice or comfort.
Transman’s favorite spam message was short and sweet: “This info is the cat’s pmajaas!”
“Transman! Kitty and I are coming over for a slumber party! Get out the popcorn and Spam!” Image
June 30th, 2012 at 11:11 am
I hope the book you’re writing comes with pictures. You’re masterful at finding just the right image with your prose.
June 30th, 2012 at 4:31 pm
I wish I could figure out how to pull that off. I think the mix of text and image is what gives this blog the right flavor.
July 1st, 2012 at 8:23 am
Oh you have to keep the pictures! You find the perfect ones every time!!
June 30th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
I get a lot telling me that parents are happy little Archie was so goodly informationed by my post (which happened to be a fictional short about Martian Moths). Sweet. Looking forward to the gardening advice
June 30th, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Isn’t it good to know your writing is helping little Archiebot through his troubled times?
June 30th, 2012 at 6:39 pm
My life is forever fulfilled
July 1st, 2012 at 6:19 am
Ramdom fact: My sister gave me a jigsaw of a spam can in a spam can box.
And I was proud to complete it!! After all it said 8 years and up and I managed it in under an hour!! Yes, I am blonde.
Thanks for bringing the Johnnie back into our lives! xx
July 1st, 2012 at 6:37 am
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July 1st, 2012 at 8:22 am
I replied earlier but the bots ate my comment!!!!!
It was just a random fact that I have a jigsaw of a Spam Box which came in a Spam Box and I was proud that I completed it in under an hour when it says “8 years and up” on the box! I am blonde, indeed!
July 1st, 2012 at 11:09 am
As a writer, impressed am I at your English broken and speling mistakes. Yes, I will take SEO advice from you, person with numbered gmail account. Grr. Good luck with the book, by the way.
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