Jack Nicholson as Transman on vacation. Image: collegecandy.com
So, testosterone could make Transman go bald, will increase his facial and body hair; top surgery to get rid of his moobs is a couple years or a giant winning lottery ticket away. Move over, Jack, Transman is closing in on your “sexiest man” territory.
April 9th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Good to know you’re aspiring to greatness…
April 9th, 2012 at 3:39 pm
It’s all about the attitude!
April 9th, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Yeah Jack owns it. Other guys might be tempted to cover up with a t-shirt, but not ol’ Jack. He is how God (and the sandwich artist responsible for that sub he’s snacking on) made him.
April 9th, 2012 at 7:16 pm
That’s just scary.
April 9th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
lmfao. Well funny people can be sexy. Plus, I rather prefer a man with some moobs. Makes mine look bigger!<3
April 10th, 2012 at 7:33 am
Where do you stand on hairlines?
April 9th, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Hot hot hot! Just like that guy I saw the other day. Good stuff.
April 9th, 2012 at 11:19 pm
I used to have a problem with body image. I don’t think that I do anymore.
April 10th, 2012 at 7:35 am
Jack is truly inspiriing.
April 10th, 2012 at 1:58 am
The question is: Will you be as cool as Jack?
April 10th, 2012 at 7:27 am
I can’t believe you have to ask that. Of course, I need to learn to work the eyebrows.
April 10th, 2012 at 7:29 am
Jack’s gonna be at my door tomorrow with a golf club.
April 10th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Transman,
So you will look like Nicholson’s sandwich? I don’t get it…
Le Clown
April 10th, 2012 at 11:13 am
Hilarious!
April 10th, 2012 at 6:28 pm
I need to practice that face he’s making.
April 12th, 2012 at 12:11 am
The secret is deli mustard and jalapenos in the same bite.
April 10th, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Why not slim down and go for the Clint Eastwood look? Then you can call people all manners of mean things and they will worship you for it. It’s not a bad deal.
April 12th, 2012 at 12:11 am
Clint Eastwood looks a little too much like Skelator for me. However, Clint in his poncho-wearing days … yes, that’s a look I can go for.
April 11th, 2012 at 4:12 am
How in heaven’s name did you find this photograph? I mean did you google “hot, manly men looking crotchety”?
April 12th, 2012 at 12:09 am
I am so thankful for the internet. It is my new best friend. (Don’t tell my TV. TV thinks it’s my BFF.)
April 11th, 2012 at 4:58 am
C’mon, that’s what an old guy looks like.
April 12th, 2012 at 12:08 am
I know. That’s what I’m going to grow up to look like.
April 11th, 2012 at 10:20 am
But will you also be brandishing and munching a foot-long phallic sandwich? I mean, go big or go home, right?
April 14th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
I just want him to always be saying, “heeeeeeere’s Johnny!” So you should start practicing that.
Also, I’m so glad I found your blog! I love it. So much in fact that I nominated it for the Versatile Blogging Award: http://workingmommawithababy.wordpress.com/2012/04/14/this-one-time-i-received-a-blog-award/
Yay! 5 gold stars to you!
April 14th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
I know; he was born for that role, I think.
Thank you for the nomination. I’m glad we stumbled across each other’s work.
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December 21st, 2012 at 3:42 pm
OMG! Lol.